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« on: May 10, 2007, 12:39:35 PM »
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/ca ... eat_it.php

I came across the Steve don't eat it portion of this blog by Stumble

It is off putting and absolutely hilarious all in one go.

this is from the post on pickled pork rind :shock:
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I'm back. First off, I would like to say to Dolores, I am sorry. I don't know what it is I did to you, but you have gotten me back and we're even.

I knew I was in trouble as soon as I opened the jar, and heard no reassuring vacuum seal. I must admit that made me nervous, but what are the odds of a dusty jar of warm pig skin going bad, right?

Lifting the lid revealed a weird sour smell, something akin to mild vinegar and stale meat. I almost want to say it was like a freshly douched pork chop. But I won't. Why? Because I'm a fucking gentleman.

As I attempted to fish out a "good one," I couldn't help notice the alarming skin texture. For all those times I wondered what it would be like to gnaw on my grandmother's thigh, I was about to find out.
“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.” —  Josephine Hart

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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2007, 12:53:55 PM »
OMG that site is fucking hilarious!

 :rotfl:

Bookmarked *snort*  *giggle*

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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2007, 01:07:00 PM »
I like how he says "I'm back"  :D .  i t conveys a sense of presence and time as well as confirmation that he actually survived!

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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 02:14:52 PM »
"The Devil's Bacon"!  Hah!  Now he knows why dogs lick their assholes!

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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2007, 10:29:54 AM »
No need to start a new thread.  

Blog dedicated to re-visiting and making fun of The Babysitter's Club, in mad detail

It's kind of hard to believe.

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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2007, 11:42:57 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2007, 02:27:15 PM »
GREAT FIND!

I am literally in tears here from laughing.

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Re: Funny blog
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2008, 02:14:37 AM »
Customers suck community journal.  Yeah, makes me feel better.

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Re: Funny blog
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2008, 08:15:50 AM »
Gaggingly brilliant!! :drool

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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2008, 08:41:00 AM »
Where are my manners? Meant to do this yesterday: welcome to BnR, pearlybay.   :tbwave:

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Re: Funny blog
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2008, 01:22:41 PM »
Thanks! Hope I can keep up with the rest of you...Where I may be slightly lacking in  literary genius I can contribute with a great sense of humour! :rotfl:

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Re: Funny blog
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2008, 01:40:20 PM »
Another belated hello and welcome pearlybay!
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Re: Funny blog
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2008, 03:15:44 PM »
:welcome pearlybay!

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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2008, 08:57:41 AM »
This is actually a funny post. I know how to find Bin Laden.

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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2008, 12:05:07 PM »
You could do a series on that topic. Just think of the ways the rest of us get found all the time. I'll bet there are singles services and time-share scams who could get him on his cell just like that. Or Ernestine, o' course.

 

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