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« on: August 18, 2007, 09:05:27 AM »
And now a new feature The Daily Asshole.

You know how sometimes you read a story that makes you laugh, roll your eyes and wonder that anyone could survive with so little brain matter?

But you don't think it needs a thread of it's own. Well here's the place.

And to start we have a dilly. :headupass:

Boys will be boys, unless castrating feminists win

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The guillotine of castration awaits men in an increasingly androgynous society. Modern liberal feminists believe the root of all social problems is masculinity manifested by male aggressiveness. All traces of masculinity must be cut away, literally, third-wave feminists reason, because the act of sex itself is male domination because it's the man who does the pumping and it's the woman who gets pumped. Until that time when all men find themselves standing by somberly in line, awaiting the dull thud as the guillotine bears down on them, feminists have resigned themselves to having our boys host tea parties.

At a daylong teacher-training seminar for gender equity hosted by the Wellesley College Center for Research on Women, according to Christina Sommers in her book "The War on Boys," one teacher proudly announced to the group that she got boys to wear skirts in her kindergarten class. Nowadays teachers have no qualms about tampering with children's individuality because they reason gender is socialized and traditional ideas about masculinity have brought great oppression and pain on women.

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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2007, 09:28:26 AM »
those damned liberals.

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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2007, 12:36:38 PM »
Isn't using a guillotine a bit heavy-handed?  I find that rusty but sharp scissors work as well as anything. :twisted:
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2007, 12:43:29 PM »
Fine but sturdy twine works a treat. You have to be nimble in, ah, placing it and tying a loose slip knot in the first place, but then just stand well back and pull both ends very quickly.

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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2007, 12:47:43 PM »
Yeah, well, chemical castration is waaay less messy. Just slip the daily dose into their coffee. . .

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2007, 01:24:44 PM »
*ahem*

Think that I caught whatever is going around.  Think I need to cough up a furball (or a spoof for BP).  :cat:

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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2007, 03:08:36 PM »
Hey, I sold the farm but didn't sell all the tools and such.  I have an absolutely first rate elastrator and a full plastic bag of the little green rubber rings.  One woman should be able to hold down a male child from, say, size infant to size oh, twelve years but after that we'll likely need to form up in pairs or even teams, with one woman handling the elastrator and however-many others doing the holding down...although , with the adult men I think all we really have to do is wait outside a hockey arena and when they wobble out, tanked and tranked on far too many beer we can just trip'em and before they can either get up or figure out what in hell is going on with their pants around their ankles...whap and the little green rubber ring is in place.

Their eyes will glaze, but only for a moment, then numbness sets in..and the numb nuts will haul up their pants, wobble on home and by the time they sober up the next morning...heh heh heh...ought to work at football stadiums, baseball games, basketball games and probably poker games, as well.

Everything sort of goes dark purple and then...it just falls off...leaving behind what they need to pee...it doesn't improve their aim, though, we'll still have to bleach the toilet to get rid of splatters...

With tom kittens we used to stuff them headfirst into a rubber gumboot so we wouldn't get scratched and then...out with the Wilkinson sword edged razor blade.  One squall, a bit of a scrabble of feet against the leg of the gum boot and...on with the no-blood styptic powder and turn'em loose...but of course a day-old bull calf won't fit into a gumboot so we had to "bulldog" them to the floor, do a fast halfhitch around the feet and expand the elastrator with the right hand while making sure with the left hand the little whizzer didn't pull'em up inside where we couldn't get at'em.

There's another thing you can use, not sure how it's spelled, sounded like burr dize uhr..it is often called a cruncher or a squeezer...supposed to pinch the cords and veins together and do basically what the elastrator does but I thought it was far too painful and the incidence of infection was much too high...so I went to the elastrator...

stop cringing, where did you think your steaks came from?

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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2007, 07:26:04 PM »
These things.  Have been around for ages to "pinch" bulls.  



I *love* this new thread, and hope we can have a year end awards show.

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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2007, 02:30:12 PM »
This definitely qualifies:

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Shouting, "This is YouTube material!" a 27-year-old British man urinated on a dying woman who had collapsed on the street, the BBC and local Hartepool Mail and Northern Echo tell us. He also doused her with a bucket of water and covered her with shaving cream.
The woman, 50-year-old Christine Lakinski, died at the scene of pancreatic failure.
In a sad sign of the times, it was all recorded on a mobile phone.

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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2007, 02:35:53 PM »
Uneffingbelievable.   *fume*

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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2007, 02:44:25 PM »
That is FAR beyond arseholish...

In France, the sadistic jerk would also be charged with "non-assistance à la personne en danger".
" Eure \'Ordnung\' ist auf Sand gebaut. Die Revolution wird sich morgen schon \'rasselnd wieder in die Höhe richten\' und zu eurem Schrecken mit Posaunenklang verkünden: \'Ich war, ich bin, ich werde sein!\' "
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2007, 04:04:26 PM »
They should have a law like the one ^^^^ in France.

"outraging public decency." -- is that the best they can come up with as a charge.  :rant2:
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2007, 11:52:53 PM »
The BBC storyhas more details: the woman who was experiencing a life-threatening medical crisis - which precipitated her death - was also disabled.  The assailant attempted to justify his behaviour by stating that he thought she was 'a smack-head or a drunk'.

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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2007, 11:56:35 PM »
Yes, it is altogether horrific, as she was struggling home with some things to make her flat nicer...

That is really beyond arseholedom...
" Eure \'Ordnung\' ist auf Sand gebaut. Die Revolution wird sich morgen schon \'rasselnd wieder in die Höhe richten\' und zu eurem Schrecken mit Posaunenklang verkünden: \'Ich war, ich bin, ich werde sein!\' "
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2007, 11:58:19 PM »
Quote from: lagatta
That is really beyond arseholedom...
Yes, it reminds one of stories told of events in Nazi death camps.

 

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