For some reason, drinking beer made me ultra-attractive.
My tip for attracting men is to tie barbecued meat around your neck. I used a lamb chop, well-done, to snag my current beau.
Suzette: I'm sure I've seen that episode but.... ? (Given the Simpsons, I guess I'm asking 'who guest-voiced your avatar?)
The avatar is a Suzette creation*, and looks remarkably like me if loved ones are to be believed. Scary? Well,
what of it??!!
* made with a combination of this
Simpsomakerand Photoshop.